LYRICS

HOLD ON ME

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CALLIN' ALL FRIENDS

Tuesday morning and I'm feeling alright
Call my friends on up to share my positive vibes
Quick stop, shop, drop at the liquor store
Makes a dull morning, not quite so dull anymore

All my friends start rolling By, trickling in
Warm irish coffee in their hands, shit eating grins
Ain't got no jobs cuz the damn times are tough
But that doesn't mean that we can't still have our fun

You can try...
But you can't knock us down...
We'll be drinking all day...
Celebrate / Turn it up / All the way / Unless you all got something to say

It's like 10am and the keg is flowing
Can't believe how many friends just keep showin'
Doesn't anybody have jobs in this town?
But I'm glad they don't cuz I'd be drinking alone
Stereo's pumpin' got the whole (damn) block jumping
People bump, bump rubbing, rubbing and bumping
Neighbors don't know what they're, freakin' missing at work
Cubicle sitting in their fancy ties and shirts

You can try...
But you can't knock us down...
We'll be drinking all day...
Celebrate / Turn it up / All the way / Unless you all got something to say

Calling all friends on a Tuesday morning
Calling all friends who's jobs or boring
Calling all friends with nothing to do
We got a party going on and we'd love you too
Calling all friends near a liquor store
Calling all friends walking out the door
Calling all friends all passed out cold
Let's hit once more before we're too old

(solo area)

The cops stopping by don't know what to think
Nobody's complained yet to sink this ship
They're usually swingin' out about 4 am
Knocking on the door with a battering ram
The deck is all packed, the wood planks are shakin'
The whole house feels like it's gonna cave in
We'll just push it all back if the walls come down
It's a pretty damn old house any how.

You can try...
But you can't knock us down...
We'll be drinking all day...
Celebrate / Turn it up / All the way / Unless you all got something to say

Calling all friends on a Tuesday morning
Calling all friends who's jobs or boring
Calling all friends with nothing to do
We got a party going on and we'd love you too
Calling all friends near a liquor store
Calling all friends walking out the door
Calling all friends all passed out cold
Let's hit once more before we're too old

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STINKY GORILLA

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COMING HOME

You can call me in the morning (um..hmm)
You can call me in evening…anytime it's good for you.
You can call me in the morning, in the evening,
in the afternoon, any time you really get the feeling cuz...
Cuz yeah it's alright, yea, it's alright now

You can call me in the sum-mer (um..hmm)
You can call me in winter time …anytime it's good for you.
You can call me in the sum-mer, in the winter,
in the spring time or whenever it really pulls your trigger
Cuz yeah it's alright, yea, it's alright now

Cuz I'm coming... I'm coming home
I'm coming... I'm coming home
I'm coming... I'm coming home
I'm coming... I'm coming home

You can call me on a Friday (um..hmm)
You can call me Saturday…anytime it's good for you.
You can call me on Friday, on a Saturday
on a Monday, Tuesday or even late at night on Sunday,
Cuz yeah it's alright, yea, it's alright now

Cuz I'm coming... I'm coming home
I'm coming... I'm coming home
I'm coming... I'm coming home
I'm coming... I'm coming home

No matter how long…it takes…I won't leave it (no)
No matter how high…the stakes…I won't grieve it (no)
No matter how long…I wait…I won't deceive it (no)
No matter how high, no matter long, no how much time
I'm coming home.

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SHE LIKE IT

She said her name and she lied cuz it ain't right
I know her brother and it makes it kind of hard to lie
She's getting flirty, sorta dirty grinding up to me
It's hard to push away, the girl's only seven-teen
She's in my ear, rubbing me any time she gets a chance
She thinks i'm joking but I really need to try and take a stance
I walk away but she's always trailing me close behind
I need to leave her cuz I'm weak and I quickly loose my mind.

She like it (yeah), She like it (yeah),
She like—any way she get it
She like it (yeah), She like it (yeah),
She like—any way she get it

She busted out a months worth of getting' down.
I had a feeling no one's leaving, getting pushed around
She found a way to make the guilt melt away
Push aside, let it ride, up on away
She's buggin' me, constantly but hard to really mind
It's hard to worry, in this flurry, if I make it out in time
Don't see her father, why bother, trying to fake it up at all
She wins this round, on the ground in the girls bathroom stall

She like it (yeah), She like it (yeah),
She like—any way she get it
She like it (yeah), She like it (yeah),
She like—any way she get it

Said she likes it on top
She said she likes it non stop
Said she likes it all the time and never ever get enough
She said she like it outside
Said she like it from behind
Said she like it any way that you ever think to try
She said she like it on the floor
Said she like it on all fours
Said she like it till your out cuz she's always ready for some mmmmmmm...more

She like it (yeah), She like it (yeah),
She like—any way she get it
She like it (yeah), She like it (yeah),
She like—any way she get it

She said her name and she lied cuz it ain't right
I know her brother and it makes it kind of hard to lie
She's getting flirty, sorta dirty grinding up to me
It's hard to push away, the girl's only seven-teen
She's in my ear, rubbing me any time she gets a chance
She thinks i'm joking but I really need to try and take a stance
I walk away but she's always trailing me close behind
I need to leave her cuz I'm weak and I quickly loose my mind.

She like it (yeah), She like it (yeah),
She like—any way she get it
She like it (yeah), She like it (yeah),
She like—any way she get it

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GIRLS

We got Girls in the night dancing through the window
bumping to the music, keeping perfect tempo
Make us.. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, now
We girls on the street, dressed up in their best clothes
packing like a wolf-pack, bouncing to the dance clubs
Make us.. Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy, now

So many girls to chose
So many hold the key
A sea of Pretty girls as far as anyone can see
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh pretty girls
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh pretty girls

We got girls in the front row, bouncing to the bass drum
filled up with the music, aw, they're gonna get so
Get so Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy now
We got girls sitting backstage, drinking all our free beer
rocking to the muffled sounds / of us playing right here
Make us...Crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy now

So many girls to chose
So many hold the key
A sea of Pretty girls as far as anyone can see
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh pretty girls
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh pretty girls

I think we spend a little too much time thinking bout them
I think we spend a little too much time thinking bout things they do
I think we spend a little too much time thinking on what they might say
Well I think it's driving us a little bit crazy
I think It's driving uuuuuuuuuuuusss

We got GIRLS on the beach
GIRLS in the bars
GIRLS getting crazy / dancing on somebody's cars
We got the girls, girls, girls, girls, girls always in my mind

We got the GIRLS running by / GIRLS flashing smiles
GIRLS dropping keys into our little tip jar
We got the girls, girls, girls, girls, girls always in our mind

So many girls to chose
So many hold the key
A sea of Pretty girls as far as anyone can see
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh pretty girls
Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh pretty girls

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IDIOT

Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh my god I'm an Idiot (Idiot)!
Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh good god I'm a mother fucking Idiot!

Dropped out of high school cuz my teachers were lame
Never paid attention to that shit anyway
Principal, man he's always up in my grill
For smokin' pot and drinkin', man that dude's got to chill
Now I'm workin' at the dairy queen
Givin' my friends free ice cream
Skimming tons of money from the register drawer
Well I didn't know, the camera would show
My hand in the drawer. Man I was stoned
I (probably) wouldn't be in cuffed if I wasn't such an IDIOT!

Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh my god I'm an Idiot (Idiot)!
Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh good god I'm a mother fucking Idiot!

Well I like to bang every single chick that I please
Being in a band really makes that a breeze
And I never wear condoms cuz it don't feel as good
My little boy Jimmy ain't wearing no hood
But I've ended up with 12 kids
I'll cram it anywhere it fits
I've never met a child that wasn't my own
We'll I've taken the test / And man you can guess
I failed at best / It's all a mess
I probably wouldn't be fucked if I wasn't such and IDIOT!

Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh my god I'm an Idiot (Idiot)!
Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh good god I'm a mother fucking Idiot!
Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh my god I'm an Idiot (Idiot)!
Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh good god I'm a mother fucking Idiot!

People always telling me... I wasted my life
People always telling me I'm giving them... Bad advice
No matter what I do
I keep on pushing through
Until I do something something stupid and I remove myself
From this BIG / OLD / GENE pool


Not a big fan of getting DUIs
But sometimes it's the only way to get where you like
Well, A big soft bed always better than a floor
So I take my chances making it home once more
Got the windows straight down
Wake'n me up as I roll through town
Reachin' for the the radio / As I veer off the road
Well I'm spinning around / Flipping around
Rolling around / Down on the ground
I'd probably be alive if I wasn't such and IDIOT!

Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh my god I'm an Idiot (Idiot)!
Idiot! (Idiot) Idiot! Oh good god I'm a mother fucking Idiot!

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YOURS

No matter where you go / I’m right behind
No matter what what happens / I’ll always will always try to strive
No matter where we've been / It's always good to know
I will be, I will be.
Yours.

No matter where we go or what we do
No matter anything I will always be with you.
No matter how many times, almost come to blows
I will be, I will be.
Yours.

No matter how many times pushed away
No matter how many times I know we'll be OK
No matter how we feel, Together we still grow

I will be, I will be.
Yours.

No matter just how tough this life can be
No matter what we do or if you're mad at me.
No matter things we say, when we go toe to toe.

I will be, I will be.
Yours.

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LOVE LIKE THAT

An old man sitting next to me, his face full of memories
He was thinking 'bout someone
He told me that he'd had a wife, and on the days they'd go outside
He'd make sure she was walking in the sun

Love like that, it won't fade 'cause it's burned into your soul
Your heart might crack, but it won't break I know…

My friends just had a little baby girl
A teeny little monkey, all blue eyed and lovely
She's getting used to being in the world
But you should see the way she looks at them with a smile upon her face

Love like that, it won't fade 'cause it's burned into your soul
Your heart might crack, but it won't break I know…

My sister on her wedding day,
man does she look beautiful in white
Standing at the altar, shining like the sun
She says "I do" and the room fills up with light

Love like that, it won't fade 'cause it's burned into your soul
Your heart might crack, but it won't break I know…

Love like that, it won't fade 'cause it's burned into your soul
Your heart might crack, but it won't break I know…

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BONER IN MY BAGGIES

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MAHITTABLE THE HORRIBLE

Ma-hittable the horrible, she strikes yet once again
You can take her out to dinner and act like your best friend
But - when the when the food arrives and everyone digs in
Mahittable the horrible, she gets that evil grin

And she throws and she throws....
and the food, flies everywhere
You'd better duck, and hope for luck. Mahittable is here!


Ma - hittable the horrible she snaps just like a twig
You can have the greatest time until she flips her lid
Cuz - when the party starts and and the room it starts to spin
Mahittable the horrible, is the worst she's ever been

And she throws and she throws....
and she throws a giant fit
You'd better duck, and hope for luck, or you just might get hit!


Ma-hittable the horrible, she strikes yet once again
You can take her out to dinner and act like your best friend
But - when the when the food arrives and everyone digs in
Mahittable the horrible, she gets that evil grin

And she throws and she throws....
and the food, flies everywhere
You'd better duck, and hope for luck. Mahittable is here!

Ma-hittable the horrible, she strikes yet once again

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JELLY

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LOVE

Sending out some love inside this song
If you don’t know the words, just hum along
Cuz It always sounds better when we sing together
The boys in the band, we all get by together
We pass around the bottle and play this - all night long!

We’re wishing you, all the best of days
May nothing ever stand, in your way
Cuz the road is long enough without something in the middle
When the going gets tough, gonna help you out a little
We’ll never forget about all the love we got along the way!

Love / We’re sending out the Love
We’re Sending out the love to everyone (2X)

We’re wishing you all the best of health
May it bring you, happiness and wealth
Cuz the last time I checked you only get one shot, man
Future generations all waiting for the spot, man.
Don’t miss your chance to show the world that - life’s okay!

We’re thanking you for the time you stayed
Listen to the all the songs we play
Cuz the road is long enough without something in the middle
When the going gets tough, gonna help you out a little
We’ll never forget about all the love we got along the way!

Love / We’re sending out the Love
We’re Sending out the love to everyone (4X)

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BETTER LIFE

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OONA PLEASE

Spent my whole life waiting for you
Darkness in the world before you Came
Life came floating in / As the New life it began
It All changed / And, that's OK

Added up our love just to Make you
From nothingness you formed into this world
Such a pretty face / Your mothers warm embrace
A baby girl / A baby girl

Oona please
Take a piece of me With you
Oona Please! I'm never far away
Oona please! Take a piece of me
It's OK (girl) / It's OK

Someday my time will come... to leave you
We only have so much time here to play
Life goes by so fast / Do what you can to make it last
Another day / Another day

You'll never be alone when I leave you
Take all the parts you can away
The memories we make / And everything you take
Will always stay / Always stay

Oona please
Take a piece of me With you
Oona Please! I'm never far away
Oona please! Take a piece of me
It's OK (girl) / It's OK

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WORRIED

Ohhh…Ohhh...
Everybody seems so worried about everyone else
Ain’t got no sense to think for themselves
If your time is spent in furry giving them hell
Then you ain’t got...no clue.
Everybody want’s to control everyone one else
writing up rules so nobody think for themselves
If you want to get high - high - high - than you come fly with me!

If you want to smoke - why legalize it?
Out your front door, don’t deny
Easier to get on a Sunday than a case of beer…Here
Why lie? If you gonna get high
Just hold that thing up, (man) hold it up high and...SAY!
(Say) Hey Man, Look at me now… Hey man, Look at me now

Everybody seems so worried about everyone else
Ain’t got no sense to think for themselves
If your time is spent in furry giving them hell
Then you ain’t got...no clue.
Everybody want’s to control everyone one else
writing up rules so nobody think for themselves
If you want to get high - high - high - than you come fly with me!

If you want to LOVE - why legalize it?
Hold their hand, no need to hide it
Acceptance is in your head, fuck em if they got a problem with it.
Why lie? No need to deny
Show that love off, Let them be surprised
Say Hey Man, Look at me now…
Say Hey Man, Look at me now…

We gonna get high / We gonna get high / Hold them in the sky,
We’re gonna hold our heads up, Man, hold em up high!

We gonna get high / We gonna get high / Hold them in the sky,
We’re gonna hold our heads up, Man, hold em up high!

We gonna get high / We gonna get high / Hold them in the sky,
We’re gonna hold our heads up, Man, hold em up high!

We gonna get high / Get high / Hold them in the sky,
We’re gonna leave this world, we’re gonna leave them all behind...

We're gonna leave them.

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MAHITTABLE THE HORRIBLE

Ma-hittable the horrible, she strikes yet once again
You can take her out to dinner and act like your best friend
But - when the when the food arrives and everyone digs in
Mahittable the horrible, she gets that evil grin

And she throws and she throws....
and the food, flies everywhere
You'd better duck, and hope for luck. Mahittable is here!


Ma - hittable the horrible she snaps just like a twig
You can have the greatest time until she flips her lid
Cuz - when the party starts and and the room it starts to spin
Mahittable the horrible, is the worst she's ever been

And she throws and she throws....
and she throws a giant fit
You'd better duck, and hope for luck, or you just might get hit!


Ma-hittable the horrible, she strikes yet once again
You can take her out to dinner and act like your best friend
But - when the when the food arrives and everyone digs in
Mahittable the horrible, she gets that evil grin

And she throws and she throws....
and the food, flies everywhere
You'd better duck, and hope for luck. Mahittable is here!

Ma-hittable the horrible, she strikes yet once again

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